"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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