- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Mitt Romney

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Female rights.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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