- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

My wife made me a sandwich

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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