World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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i lost the game

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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