Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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