How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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