- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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