what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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