- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Black people are the scum of the earth

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

masturbating on a tarc bus

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

well use a tissue!

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Neil Lewis

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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