- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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