- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

This is funny.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Girls soccer

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

an ethopian thanksgiving

Dwight Howard

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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