why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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yada yada

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Anti Joke

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