What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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roses are red violets are blue

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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