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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Chick Norris... Enough said

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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