A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Guess what? Bananas

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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