- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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