- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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