Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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kaite is dumb that is true

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