- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Cheese

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

2 black kids walk into school

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