- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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