A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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how do you win a game try your best

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Anti Joke

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