If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

osama bin laden is dead

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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