- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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