Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Blacks

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a man makes a bad joke

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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