- Anti Joke

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

sky's sty

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.