- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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