- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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