What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Irish sobriety

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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