- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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