- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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