Morning wood.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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SHUT UP JP

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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