There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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