whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

kkkk

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

"Knock knock." "No."

What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...