- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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