- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Your Mom!!!

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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