What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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