Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

angelo snyder is not ga

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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