What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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