- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

so... how about that airplane food

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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