*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Samraj.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

#Hanging Degus

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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