- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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