What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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A whole 'nother.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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