- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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