- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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