- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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