Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Refrigerator

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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