- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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