- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

snowglobe

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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