Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Gus's mom

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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