why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

I hate blackniggers

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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